So Hollywood gives us about 16 hours to celebrate its cancellation Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Before announcing the wake-warping of another one of our beloved franchises. this time it is lord of the rings The pressure on the film franchise is growing, at least from “Travelman” screenwriter Stephen Colbert.
Yes, He Stephen Colbert.
Well, at least Colbert is a screenwriter who has seen his own films produced. Oh, wait—he didn’t do that.
Okay, but he’s co-writing the screenplay with his son, who has seen the making of his feature films — oh, wait, he hasn’t.
they are gonna star wars This is it right? they are gonna Indiana Jones/Charlie’s Angels/men in Black This thing, right?
Shouldn’t be a fantasy fanfic (unless it involves glorious 1980s nudity – Hello, beastmaster), this news comes down my nose. Still, I know how sacred it is rings Fans have the original trilogy. In this way, they are similar star wars Fans, even the three lame, dead prequels that followed couldn’t quench their passion.
To take the analogy further, let’s compare Amazon’s devastating rings of power till star wars holiday special.
Oh, they tried to alienate fans with those lame prequels and woke TV shows. Failing to do so, this day they unleash MOALNB, the mother of all late night bombs, which will instantly alienate 53 percent of the population with their smug politics and 35 percent of the population with their sense of entitlement. This leaves an audience that is made up only of snobbish white women who don’t like fantasy unless it involves unicorns, who perform abortions in safehouses, with toned illegal aliens named Pancho smoothing them out for back massages, all to the background of a vibrator set to “Pool Boy.”
If you think Peter Jackson is above the elite class, sorry. no matter who the villain turns out to be The Lord of the Rings: Shadows of the Past, You can bet he’ll be orange and work for CBS because if there’s one thing you can count on with Stephen Colbert, it’s that Stephen Colbert makes everything about Stephen Colbert.
Well, this is all a Hollywood inside joke… a poison pill… a handful of hateful sand thrown at the gears of Warner Bros.’s biggest franchise.
It’s all about the upcoming merger between Warner Bros. and Skydance.
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David Ellison is a friend of President Trump. David Ellison is the owner of Skydance. Just before Skydance took ownership of CBS, CBS humiliated the Trump-hating Colbert by not only firing him, but also revealing that he was losing the network more than $40 million per year.
Fast forward to today…
David Ellison buys Warner Bros. Hey, David: Ha ha! Now you have to pay that inexperienced loser Colbert to guide you to your most lucrative franchise! Did we mention ha ha?
It’s not about money, and it’s certainly not about art. The only thing that now grants Hollywood cult status is PoliticsAnd the further they leave politics, the higher their status will be. So, yes, once you figure it out, hiring a failed and divisive late night host to write the script for a beloved, billion-dollar movie franchise totally tracks.
