What If Planets Had Desi Moms?

If Planets Was Desi moms, Solar system Classes will be less and unwanted advice, crime trips and topical will be more

What is the log

Lecture.

Mother of Mercury – “Why so fast? Slow, beta! ,

The mother’s mother keeps on reminding it to slow down, zoom around the sun like a neighborhood baby on a Chinese crowd. “Someone is peaceful. How will you ever compromise at this pace? ,

Venus’ mother – “All this beauty, but where is the rite?”

Venus, glamor icon, hears the same thing every day: “Makeup will not be a good nine. Learn how to cook, otherwise you will talk to your in -laws. ,

Earth’s mother – “Keep the house clean! Guests are coming! ,

Earth cannot catch a brake. “This pollution, this mess -clean the church! What if a guest planet travels? Do you want we do not keep our house properly?”

Mother of Mars – “Enough with anger. Get married in advance! ,

Mars is very busy in the solar system being ‘angry in anger’. “Sharma’s son is an engineer, and you are still fighting with dust storms? Will you do marriage? ,

Mother of Jupiter – “Keep on bass, no exercise!”

Being the largest planet is not a flex in a desi house. “Look at Saturn! So thin, so beautiful. And you? Just eat, eat, eat! ,

Saturn’s mother – “These rings are just for the show? Do something with them! ,

Saturn rings are proud of it, but desi moms do not believe in looking good. “The wedding Lhenga was Bhim Mehng! Use them to impress at least some good planets.”

Mother of Uranus – “Stop getting so separated. Be normal! “

Bending sideways like a rebellious teenager, Uranus hears all the time: “Why can’t you sit directly like Jupiter? Sab planets seedhe ghoom rahe hain, ek tum ho. ,

Neptune’s mother – “Always lost his thoughts. Do something productive! ,

Flowing and daylight is not an option. “Physics ya commerce take, the need for bass poet Banan!”

Pluto’s mother – “Beta, don’t worry. You are still my planet. ,

Pluto may have been demoted, but the love of a desi mother remains unconditionally. “For me, you will always be the best. Now eat something, you look weak. ,
Solar system can run on gravity, but in this version, crime and

Tanas

hold it together.